On the subject of English essays...
Person X: I'll probably be late
well
you can't be late forever
so you'll have to write this eventually
and it's not that late tonight
might as well write it now
also
the grade doesn't matter anymore
so i figure
might as well turn in completely poopy work on time
than quality writing late
unless you were referring to sleeping late
in which case disregard this rant
Person X: Arriving late =]
3 words: Second Semester Senior