I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border. The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter.

Best Baby Halloween Costume Ever...
Best Use of Hot Dogs and Mustard Ever...

Quick Hitters and Random Thoughts

--Jon Hamm killed on SNL, not that i watched more than the first half hour. Let me make this clear Lionsgate: Don't F with a good thing. Mad Men needs its creator Matthew Weiner and you need Mad Men to build on the momentum it continues to build.

--"It squeaks when you bang it. That's what she said."

--You'd think after the laughable Garth Brooks alter ego experiment with Chris Gaines no one would go down that road again. Beyonce = Sasha Fierce. Awesome.
Not sure, which of these is Sasha.

--Curb resumes production in December. Ten episodes set to air sometime next year.

--Simpsons going to use a Mad Men story on its Treehouse of Horror on November 2nd?!

--Shane you sonuva?*#*^! Get him Vic. I'm almost scared to know how few episodes we have left. And why can't we get a Dutch/Billings spin-off?

--I've never watched UFC All Access, but if Playboy cover girl Rachelle Leah is involved I may have to.

--A judge ruled last week that Tony Zendejas will indeed have to stand trial on four felony rape and sodomy charges. To refresh your memory a woman went to the mexican restaurant Tony owns to meet some friends. She alleges that Tony served her mixed drinks with a splash of drugs. She had three brief flashes of memory the rest of the night: Tony driving her somewhere, walking into a Red Roof in, and seeing Tony's face in a hotel room. The next morning she woke up naked with pain in her, well, a couple of areas of her body that don't normally hurt. Her first thought was rape as was the medical examiner's. Anywho, the woman and two undercover officers went to Zendejas' restaurant again and she asked him what happened that night and the classy Tony Z. said, "I knocked you out. I took that booty." Yeah, that probably wasn't a smart thing to say.

--First the Lord said let there be BaconSalt. Now He has said let there be Baconnaise. Lord knows we have an obesity problem, which is why we have a Baconnaise Light as well.
Can't be long now.

--Spencer Hawes created a Facebook fan page for Ann Coulter?! The same Ann Coulter who said, "God gave us the earth. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" The same Ann Coulter who said to a disabled Vietnam Vet, "People like you caused us to lose that war." The same Ann Coulter who said, "I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning." The same Ann Coulter who said, "I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions." The same Ann Coulter who said, "The reason schools are consistently popular targets for mass murderers is precisely because of all the idiotic "Gun-Free School Zone" laws." The same Ann Coulter who said of the 9/11 widows, "I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much." The same Ann Coulter who said, "we just want Jews to be perfected, as they say." The same Ann Coulter who said, "My only regret with Timonthy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building." Oh it is that same Ann Coulter? Okay, just wondering. You're an idiot Spencer Hawes.

Questions, comments, or if some people just don't appreciate NWA like you do...