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Bovine or Bizarre?

So...I'm at Barnes and Noble with Amy and Jaya right now, situated somewhere between the religion and sex sections.

Green sign on wall says, "Religion"

Worst marketing strategy ever! Who would buy a book like 365 Naughty Nights, with a book like Near to the Heart of God on display a shelf over. Either way, there's an outlet in this aisle so...yea.

Anyhow, so here we are - "working" on our applications. At the moment, I'm trying to decide which is my favorite word. What do you guys think:

Bovine or Bizarre?

Chats with Joe and Amy

I appear to have a lot of theories today, so I've decided to share them here.

Convo with Amy:

*disclaimer: a degree of credit must be given to Aparna for the following theory

me: hahaha

my theorem never fails

Amy: common sense is always given to retardeds

me: theorem: intelligence is indirectly proportional to common sense

Convo with Joe:

me: haha

here's my theory

me: our jobs

is to work hard

to get to a certain level

once you reach that level

you have qualified to enter a lottery

before qualifying

you don't stand a chance

but once you qualify

it's all chance

I hope you enjoyed these snippets from my

Chats with Joe and Amy

Just remember there's some funny sh!t out there!

Two things happened today that especially stood as being just downright funny (at least in my opinion)! Smiley

1. In band today, Mr. P, as he often will, whipped out his iPhone and plugged it into these speakers so that we could listen to "a professional recording." Well, today his recording stopped midway for seemingly no reason. Perplexed, we wait a moment, and then after maybe 30 seconds, the recording starts playing again. I didn't think much of it until I got home and saw person X's status. It basically described how he made a private call Mr. P during class in hopes that he could stop us from hearing the song! LOL

2. This video was on Amy's status today; she seems to think it's a waste of time, but it honestly cracked me up so badly I choked on the water I was drinking.

I think the moral of today's post is that when life gets you down,