Chats with Joe and Amy

I appear to have a lot of theories today, so I've decided to share them here.

Convo with Amy:

*disclaimer: a degree of credit must be given to Aparna for the following theory

 me:  hahaha

my theorem never fails

 Amy:  common sense is always given to retardeds

 me:  theorem: intelligence is indirectly proportional to common sense

Convo with Joe: 

 me:  haha

here's my theory

 me:  our jobs

is to work hard

to get to a certain level

once you reach that level

you have qualified to enter a lottery

before qualifying

you don't stand a chance

but once you qualify

it's all chance

I hope you enjoyed these snippets from my

Chats with Joe and Amy