Dictators are Wimps Series
Dictators are Wimps Series
"I am Strongman! I am Samdech Akka Moha [breathe] Sena Padei [breathe] Techo [breathe] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. [breathe] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. [breathe] Dr. Dr. Dr. [breathe] Excellency - I am Hun Sen! I am Goliath! Hear me ROARRRRRR!!"
"What?! You scheduled Ah Rainsy's court hearing now, when I'm in Brussels? After! After, when I'm back, alright! You crazy idiots! These pale white bastards will crucify me with their condemnation about human rights and rule of law, blah, blah, blah, blah! I am strongman at home, but it doesn't work here that way, retards!"
"Hey, Abhisit! My friend! So, you went to Eton and Oxford, eh? Not bad, not bad... [A faraway dreamy look in his eyes -- ooops, make that eye...] Have you heard of XiXaXuXo Super Duper University? No? How about Chjiochios@#@#%%@ Academy? Yeah, I have a few Ph.D degrees from them and others like them as well. Hey, you have a few seconds to discuss Preah Vihear? [5 seconds later] Shit! It's the convenor calling us back to the main session. Next time, okay?"
- as overheard in Brussels of conversations with our Dictator Hun Sen
