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Titans Suck

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--Good luck to you in Waco Art. You're gonna need it and thanks for everything you've done for UH. We appreciate it.

Quick Hitters and Random Thoughts

--Seriously Marco Jaric is pulling the likes of Adriana Lima?!

--I would've expected a Barry Bonds movie to come out on ESPN and be as awful as all there other movies, but Bonds' movie based on the Game of Shadows book is going to be an HBO Films production. Ron Shelton who you may remember from Tin Cup and Bull Durham is set to direct. Chris Rock to play Pirate Barry Bonds with Ving Rhames to play Giant Barry Bonds though I don't think that's official yet.

--Two big shockers on Tuesday. First Helio Castroneves won Dancing with the Stars, which was about as hard to predict as Erin Andrews winning Playboy's poll on the sexiest sportscaster. Erin beat out Lindsay Soto from Fox Sports Net West and some race car chick Krista Voda. Those write-in votes for Pam Ward couldn't quite push her to the top. By the way, Dancing With The Stars you can go ahead and go away for a while. Pretty please.






--By the way, Helio and his fiancee are done because he's supposed to be hooking up with his 19-year-old dancing partner Julianne Hough...


--Hey Peter! Wake the F up! Adam is not good, you think Hiro would want to kill him if he was?! All this for an Irish chick who is aight, but you're freakin' Superman so I think you could pull better. And oh yeah, Kristen Bell is kinda hot...

--Jake Gyllenhaal as Joe Namath?!

--Somehow I've managed to avoid the video crack known as Guitar Hero, but that probably won't last much longer. I mean I gotta find something to do with every second of my spare time so I don't fall into boredom and decide to watch 2 girls and 1 cup.

--Apparently some guy named Carson Daly has a talk show and it's breaking the writer's strike. I'll pause for your yawn...

--In case you were wondering and I know you were the next Friday the 13th movie to come out will take place somewhere between 2 and 4 and not be a remake of the original. I've never been less scared of a movie than the Fridays. Michael Myers owns Jason Voorhees.

--Wow, this took waaaay too long to get a show, but finally VH-1 is going to give us Celebrity Rehab. I think half the cast has been on Celebrity Fat Club. The cast is supposed to include Brigitte Nielsen, Daniel Baldwin, Tom Sizemore, Jeff Conaway (Kenickie) and of course, Andy Dick. Can't wait to miss this pathetic bunch.

--Whenever me and the boys start our usual argument about who's the best all-around Chilean prostitute I always go with Maria Carolina because she just seems like a good person. And now I've got proof. Miss Carolina is helping out during Chile's huge two-day telethon to raise money for poor, disabled children. She's auctioned off 27 hours o' fun with her body. She's already raised $4,000 which comes out to about $150 an hour. This isn't her, but Nadine Velasquez es mi favorita...


--Dammit Weeds that sure seemed like a series finale.

--R.I.P. Sean Taylor...

Questions, comments or if you can tell how me how many Altoids it takes to make up for forgetting your toothbrush...

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